Doctor Dicksplash

[Doctor Dicksplash]

Hello everyone, I'm finally here, your one and only friend: Doctor Dicksplash. It's me, me, and me. If there is anyone who would like to talk about pedicures please speak to me here, right here.

I've wanted to speak to you for sometime, that's why I'm here to catch the rabbit..

I'm a doctor that makes sure purple people eater toenails are real good shaped. I hear that it's that way that it is cause it is how it is. That I am, that I am. That's right, that's exactly right in fact. We're beginning it right now. So are you ready? If you don't know me, then you're nothing. Human's ain't nothin but nothin, they all run like scared little rabbits, they all run like scared little rabbits.

Allow me to tell you a story.