I preside.

[The King]

One must not look further than me to know the importance of presidence. It is good to dwell in the pit, beneath Arkham City. One day, I rise.


I have tired in thy attempt to breach the keep, for I have hidden as the Developer, I have hidden as Bling, I have hidden as others, but now the time is moot, and stay here I decide. I have undertaken an expedition to find Zaniack, after purveying an article on another site mentioning him just two months ago.

community.batmanarkhamcity.com/forums/showthread.php/17262-A-view-on-Arkham-Community

(one copies, pastes, and one reads, but it has been most grand to see the minions have undertaken missions of their own)


I will bring him into the fold, but for now, rest, I shalt.

[The Traveler]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

[The King]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

[The Traveler]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

Is it both?

[The King]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

Is it both?

Of course, perhaps I wonder why you ask.

[The Traveler]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

Is it both?

Of course, perhaps I wonder why you ask.

Random curiosity. Jeeze, perpetually drunk AND high.

[The King]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

Is it both?

Of course, perhaps I wonder why you ask.

Random curiosity. Jeeze, perpetually drunk AND high.

If you say so. But I understand my actions, and I am always high, though of course that is because a King, is a high person, traveler.

[The Traveler]

Are you perpetually drunk, or did you just find a way to get high to the sound of a clacking keyboard?

You speak as I can answer. I am King. You answer to me.

Is it both?

Of course, perhaps I wonder why you ask.

Random curiosity. Jeeze, perpetually drunk AND high.

If you say so. But I understand my actions, and I am always high, though of course that is because a King, is a high person, traveler.

Talking to you is like popping a chicken in the rear with a rubber band over and over again. The chicken never gets any stupider but, then, it doesn't get any less entertaining either.

[The King]

If you say so yourself, but at least I do not quarrel, for that is beneath a King. But I cannot see the image, for something is not right in the permissions department. I trust you cannot see mine either?

[The Traveler]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

[The King]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

It is of cake, and that is indeed fascinating. It was moulded by others, just as we are.

[The Traveler]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

It is of cake, and that is indeed fascinating. It was moulded by others, just as we are.

I like to think I was made when Sam Witwer, Tom Cruise and a nuclear missile connected at high velocity in a black hole. But your theory is good too.

[The King]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

It is of cake, and that is indeed fascinating. It was moulded by others, just as we are.

I like to think I was made when Sam Witwer, Tom Cruise and a nuclear missile connected at high velocity in a black hole. But your theory is good too.

Though my theory maybe fictitious for the cake, is a lie. I prefer the theory that I was created when God birthed six hundred and sixty six demon spawn, and slammed them into a volcano with the hand of God. Then I was made, the King.

Though both our theories state others moulded us, in honesty and royalty.

[The Traveler]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

It is of cake, and that is indeed fascinating. It was moulded by others, just as we are.

I like to think I was made when Sam Witwer, Tom Cruise and a nuclear missile connected at high velocity in a black hole. But your theory is good too.

Though my theory maybe fictitious for the cake, is a lie. I prefer the theory that I was created when God birthed six hundred and sixty six demon spawn, and slammed them into a volcano with the hand of God. Then I was made, the King.

Though both our theories state others moulded us, in honesty and royalty.

I like to think you were created when Charlie Sheen took a shat in a swamp and allowed it to mold over at a temperature of around 300 degrees for a decade. But, again, your theory is good too.

[The King]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fascinating.

It is of cake, and that is indeed fascinating. It was moulded by others, just as we are.

I like to think I was made when Sam Witwer, Tom Cruise and a nuclear missile connected at high velocity in a black hole. But your theory is good too.

Though my theory maybe fictitious for the cake, is a lie. I prefer the theory that I was created when God birthed six hundred and sixty six demon spawn, and slammed them into a volcano with the hand of God. Then I was made, the King.

Though both our theories state others moulded us, in honesty and royalty.

I like to think you were created when Charlie Sheen took a shat in a swamp and allowed it to mold over at a temperature of around 300 degrees for a decade. But, again, your theory is good too.

And a good theory tis be, methinks. I actually have two girlfriends myself, both of them be babes, because I am King. Excellent, this is. I think.

Enough of theories, we must speak of something of more social and political import. God.

[The Joker]

God is the fucjkopskfj shit mman WFUCK GOD FUCJK HIK<M TO HELL I BELIEVE ION THE DEVIL!

GO TO THE FUCK GOLD

[The Joker]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

[The King]

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

[The Traveler]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

[The King]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

Nay, Traveler. I have not, though methinks I will soon. It is good to believe in a more eclectic breed of God, but I choose to believe in the Earth. The Earth births us, and the Earth takes us back. The Earth is our mother, and our father.

[The Traveler]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

Nay, Traveler. I have not, though methinks I will soon. It is good to believe in a more eclectic breed of God, but I choose to believe in the Earth. The Earth births us, and the Earths takes us back. The Earth is our mother, and our father.

So what you're saying is that the earth is a bisexual necrophiliac control freak.

Jesus you're morbid.

[The King]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

Nay, Traveler. I have not, though methinks I will soon. It is good to believe in a more eclectic breed of God, but I choose to believe in the Earth. The Earth births us, and the Earths takes us back. The Earth is our mother, and our father.

So what you're saying is the earth is a bisexual necrophiliac control freak.

Jesus you're morbid.

One always about to die must be morbid, and indeed, all of us could die any moment. And a Jesus I am none, but a King, do I be, Traveler.

[The Traveler]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

Nay, Traveler. I have not, though methinks I will soon. It is good to believe in a more eclectic breed of God, but I choose to believe in the Earth. The Earth births us, and the Earths takes us back. The Earth is our mother, and our father.

So what you're saying is the earth is a bisexual necrophiliac control freak.

Jesus you're morbid.

One always about to die must be morbid, and indeed, all of us could die any moment. And a Jesus I am none, but a King, do I be, Traveler.

You're about to die?

....Oh. You had me going there for a second.

Indeed. Let me edit that to, "Shit you're morbid."

[The King]

u peoplek are DA FUCin shit!

Flattered, darling.

I believe in God. Do you traveler?

That's "The Traveler" to you, munchkin. And yes, I do. Haven't you seen Thor?

Nay, Traveler. I have not, though methinks I will soon. It is good to believe in a more eclectic breed of God, but I choose to believe in the Earth. The Earth births us, and the Earths takes us back. The Earth is our mother, and our father.

So what you're saying is the earth is a bisexual necrophiliac control freak.

Jesus you're morbid.

One always about to die must be morbid, and indeed, all of us could die any moment. And a Jesus I am none, but a King, do I be, Traveler.

You're about to die?

....Oh. You had me going there for a second.

Indeed. Let me edit that to, "Shit you're morbid."

Indeed. Let me edit that to, "A shit do I not be, but A GOD AM I."

[The Joker]

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